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Wednesday 4 April 2018

☀♫ Edger - David Beem

Thank you for joining us on the Virtual Book Tour for Edger, a Comedy by (20 March 2018, EscapistPress, 365 pages).

Beem laces his absurdist plot with kooky imagery. [...] Edger, like any good superhero, battles baddies as well as personal issues, e.g., low self-esteem. He’s funny, too, dropping random words into common phrases (“What the kumquat?”). 

Outlandish, hectic, and sometimes illogical but undeniably entertaining."
~ Kirkus Reviews

PREVIEW: Check out the book's synopsis and the Kindle Cloud Reader Preview below, as well as its Mixtape.

Edger is FREE on Kindle Unlimited and Kindle Owner's Lending Library.

Author David Beem will be awarding a $50 Amazon/BN gift card to a randomly drawn winner via Rafflecopter during the tour.   Please do take part: comment on our post and follow the tour where you will be able to read other excerpts (☀).

|| Synopsis || Teaser: Edger Mixtape || Teaser: KCR Preview || About the Author || Giveaway & Tour Stops ||


Meet Edger (Ed-jer), a twenty-six-year-old gadget retail dork destined to become the world’s first superhero!

His superpower: the ability to channel the Collective Unconscious, a psychic network connecting the living and the dead. In his arsenal are the skills of Bruce Lee, the strength of Samson, the wisdom of the ages...and the dancing chops of Michael Jackson—including that one twisty foot move, crotch grab, and fedora tilt.

But there's a catch...

Like every psychic superpower to get administered through a hypodermic needle, this one comes with a prick. Someone seems to have misplaced the booster necessary for stabilizing his superpower. Without it, Edger has three days before his brain turns to pudding.

Join our Dork of Destiny as he overcomes the world’s greatest butt, two rival Cluck-n-Pray gangs, an evil cow, a Green Bay Defensive Tackle, rifle-toting assassins—and a pair of stoners who inadvertently create the world’s first supervillain after a wild night on Twitter!

Teaser: KCR Preview

A harrowing tale of high drama, romance, betrayal, revenge, weirdos, ninjas, magicians, and Jesus chickens. What does it all mean?
It means uncorking that next bottle of wine isn't only a good idea — it's advisable.

Available NOW!

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About the Author

David Beem enjoys superhero movies, taekwondo, and flossing.

He lives in Djibouti with his family and crippling self-doubt. Help actualize David’s inner confidence. Visit his website today, and buy all the stuff.

Follow David Beem:

Visit the author's blog Visit the author's website Visit the author on Facebook Visit the author on Twitter Visit the author on LinkedIn Visit the author on their Amazon page Visit the author on GoodReads Visit the author on YouTube

Giveaway and Tour Stops

Enter to win a $50 Amazon/BN GC – a Rafflecopter giveaway
Remember to comment to win!
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Follow Edger's tour at:

Apr 2: Fabulous and Brunette
Apr 2: Bookaholic
Apr 3: Stormy Nights Reviewing and Bloggin'
Apr 3: Long and Short Reviews
Apr 4: BooksChatter
Apr 4: Sharing Links and Wisdom
Apr 5: Laurie's Thoughts and Reviews
Apr 5: Unabridged Andra's
Apr 6: Read Your Writes Book Reviews
Apr 6: Two Crazy Ladies Love Romance
Apr 9: Rogue's Angels
Apr 9: Edgar's Books
Apr 10: Author C.A.Milson
Apr 10: Kimmi Love ✍
Apr 11: Hope. Dreams. Life... Love
Apr 11: Sea's Nod
Apr 12: Archaeolibrarian - I Dig Good Books!
Apr 12: Books Direct
Apr 13: Musings From An Addicted Reader
Apr 13: XoXo Book Blog
Apr 16: The Reading Addict
Apr 16: Lampshade Reader
Apr 17: Readeropolis
Apr 17: T's Stuff
Apr 18: Let Me Tell You a Story
Apr 18: Deal Sharing Aunt
Apr 19: Mello and June, It's a Book Thang!
Apr 19: The Avid Reader
Apr 20: Andi's Book Reviews
Apr 20: Welcome to My World of Dreams
Apr 23: Just Books
Apr 23: Sascha Darlington's Microcosm Explored
Apr 24: Notes From a Romantic's Heart
Apr 24: Ramblings of a Coffee Addicted Writer
Apr 25: Independent Authors
Apr 25: Queen of All She Reads
Apr 26: A Chick Who Reads
Apr 26: Rainy Day Reviews
Apr 27: B-Gina Review
Apr 27: It's Raining Books


Goddess Fish Promotions said...

Thanks for hosting!

David Beem said...

Thank you for hosting! Also, how COOL you included the Kirkus review and plugged in the mixtape!

Unknown said...

I enjoyed getting to know your book; congrats on the tour, I hope it is a fun one for you, and thanks for the chance to win :)

Victoria Alexander said...

Great teaser :)

David Beem said...

Thank you, Victoria!

Bridgett Wilbur said...

I would love to read your book.

David Beem said...

Awesome, glad to hear it! Do you have any favorite comedy fiction books?

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LOVE the playlist...who can resist the D or Blondie?


Nikolina said...

Shared on G+ to help spread the word, good luck with the book tour! 🦋

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Thank you, it was my pleasure, and I'll take any excuse to include some music! Thank you for being awesome

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I know, right? There's a nightclub sequence in finale of book, hence the Teddybears, and Thriller and Blondie remixes, all featured in scene. There's some goofy tracks (related to plot) and eventually they'll be a humorous original composition. (Didn't quite meet the release date deadline.) But yeah, man, BLONDIE! :) :) :)

David Beem said...

Thank you, Nikolina! And thanks for following. ;)

David Beem said...

Aw, you're too sweet. I'm also amazed by the free preview feed you've set up. Never seen this before. How is it done? Would be excellent to set this up on my website. Very slick!

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