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Thursday, 6 August 2015

☀ Northwoods Wolfman: Monsters in the Midwest [2] - Scott Burtness

Thank you for joining us on the Virtual Book Tour for Northwoods Wolfman, a Horror Comedy by (, Scott Burtness, 364 pages).

This is the second book in the Monsters in the Midwest series.

PREVIEW: Read the first seven chapters with Amazon Look Inside.  Read Northwoods Wolfman for FREE on Kindle Unlimited and Kindle Owner's Lending Library.

Check out the book's synopsis and the excerpt below.

Author Scott Burtness will be awarding a $10 Amazon/BN gift card to a randomly drawn winner via Rafflecopter during the tour.   Please do take part: comment on our post and follow the tour where you will be able to read other excerpts, also the more comments you leave the higher your chances of being a winner.


Synopsis | Teaser | The Series | About the Author | Giveaway & Tour Stops

Synopsis

When Dallas is recruited by an ancient order of monster hunters, he's more than happy to sign up. The self-proclaimed Hero of Trappersville did kill a bloodthirsty vampire, after all. As far as Dallas is concerned, monsters are monsters, and they have no place in Wisconsin.

Or do they? And does Dallas really get to choose which side he's on?

Teaser: Excerpt

Randall had whistled through his teeth when Dallas answered the door.

“You look like Batman and Tim the Tool Guy’s D.I.Y. lovechild,” he chuckled. “What are you planning to do with all that stuff?”

The look Dallas gave Randall was sympathetic.

“I know you been doing this for a little while, but I can see why Colton’s looking for new help. You gotta be prepared, right? Covert ops? Surgical strike? Get in, get out, get drunk, get laid, that’s how Big D rolls. You think I’m diving into a nest of, a nest of, um. You know, a nest of… Say, what are we hunting, anyway?”

“Boo hag.”

“Gesundheit.”

“No, we’re hunting a boo hag.”

“Doo rag?”

“No, boo hag, you twit. Kinda like a vampire, but they eat life force from breath, not blood. Sometimes mistaken for skin walkers since they don’t have skin of their own and are fond of taking someone else’s to wear for a bit.”

Dallas nodded authoritatively. “Well, that just proves my point. You think I’m diving into a nest of boo hags with nothing but my sunny disposition?”

Northwoods Wolfman - available NOW!

UK: purchase from Amazon.co.uk US: purchase from Amazon.com find on Goodreads

The Series: Monsters in the Midwest

Click on the book cover to Look Inside the book on Amazon and read an excerpt.

Wisconsin Vamp [1]

**FREE with Kindle Unlimited**
"Midwestern nice” is hard to pull off when you’re a bloodthirsty monster.

Becoming a vampire has made Herb Knudsen's simple life a bit more complicated. Sure, he's a lot better at bowling, but he can’t drink beer, the bodies are piling up, and his best friend Dallas is getting suspicious. When Dallas and Herb go for the same girl, keeping his dark secret becomes the least of Herb’s concerns.

Booze, bowling, bake sales, bar fights, babes, blood and karaoke... Who would have thought that being undead would make life so exciting? [Published DATE, 14 January 2014 pages]

About the Author

Scott lives in the Midwest with his wife and their boxer-pitt mix, Frank.

He’s a horror, urban fantasy, and dark comedy fan, and also enjoys beer, bowling, karaoke, and rooting for the underdog.

After not nearly enough consideration, he decided to write about the things he enjoys. The result was the Monsters in the Midwest series.

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Giveaway and Tour Stops

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6 comments:

  1. Thanks for having me, and thanks for sharing info about Wisconsin Vamp too!

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  2. I really liked the excerpt! Highly entertaining! Thank you!

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  3. Really enjoyed reading the excerpt, thank you!

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  4. Cool cover and teaser!! i will add to the to be read list! thanks for sharing!

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